Pornwood offers VR sex forever

April 01, 2020
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Pornwood offers VR sex forever. Being able to remember that time when you told your High School Sweetheart to go to your place because your parents were away for the weekend is a task which gets difficult with the time. We would like to tell you that, as the time goes by, it will be easier for you to do something like an exact remake of that moment when you touched your girlfriend’s smooth tits for the first time and told to yourself: “just as I had pictured it “. Sadly, we can’t do that even in virtual reality porn. 

We can’t tell you the winning number of the lottery. But we can assure you, sooner or later a moment will come: you are sitting on the sofa, start feeling the need of using your Oculus Rift, want to go on VirtualRealPorn to enjoy a video of Lexi Dona and as soon as you start unzipping your pants, you feel absolutely…nothing.

That desire of feeling a bursting heat between your legs, of slowly masturbating till cumming; that won’t be there anymore. Whether we want it or not, erection dysfunction is the only thing we can be sure about. 

There’s no need in telling you how much we love real sex. And that it doesn’t have to be left aside when you reach that age when you prefer playing bingo with your friends in Florida. That’s the reason, together with helping you living again that feeling of an animal in heat, VirtualRealHub has created Pornwood; pills which will make you feel like a teenager again. 

Particularly, they will make you and your partner pick up the Kama Sutra again.

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In case you didn’t realize before, today is April Fool’s Day. And you know we can’t miss this celebration. Even though we don’t want to dig into a VR Sex pharmacist side. We wanted to take the opportunity to talk about another taboo: sexuality in older people. Is it possible? Is it healthy? HELL YEAH!

Pornwood offers VR sex forever and gives you reasons
to stay with your partner

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Once it’s checked there’s no cardiovascular disease or anything related to the bones, there’s no harm in touching the hair, caressing the back, kissing the neck and making your partner know it’s time for the afternoon delight. 

Taking some kind of pill for male virility, using some lube to moisten the pussy and have some sex toys to go with a virtual reality porn adventure will make you see that, despite being over your sixties, you can still discover new sexual experiences. 

If you can help your mental health as well as having fun in a different way, then you’ll be able to replace your gym classes with something you can do without going anywhere. And you can do it with a 45% off for a lifetime. 

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